Man + Beard + Blog = Man Beard Blog
This guy just died and my inbox is overflowing with mourners saying he deserves a Man Beard Tribute. I can't properly eulogize Billy Mays since I've never heard of him before just now, but send me stories about the man or his beard and I'll post them.
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