Proof that Jesus was a Man Beard
List of known facts:
- Jesus had a Beard.
- Jesus was God.
- God hates fags.
- Jesus was the King of the Jews.
- God hired the Jews to kill Jesus.
- God hates women.
Using simple logic we can conclude:- Beards are divine
- Killing kings is divine
- Jesus likes fag-stomping
- Jesus hates women
Ergo:
Jesus was a masterful Man Beard.
Q.E.D.
4 comments:
Yikes! - This is my neighbour exactly to a tee - how did you know??
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Man Beard Blog exists only to pleasure anonymous internet visitors! Glad to know we have met our goal.
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I just read your Jesus had a beard post and agree 100%. There are so many hypocrits waving the Christian flag. They do not search for truth, don't care and judge others. Jesus healed on the Sabbath and that was "wrong", so I guess that has always been around. Also, I am proud to say that I am in the process of growing the most epic of all beards, The Leonidas!
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