Man + Beard + Blog = Man Beard Blog
Beards don't have any respect for authority. Authority has respect for beards. That is why UNLIMITED CAMPAIGN FUNDS await any fucking bearded politician who wished to assume his rightful place in the hierarchy of the shiny American democratic system. Just fucking grow a beard and you win the Congress. That's how we roll.
(Women are allowed in Congress, as a "niche.")
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