Alexander Lukashenko recently responded to a gay German's claim that he is a dictator by saying that it is "better to be a dictator than to be gay." This Belarusian billionaire, previously slandered as "bizarre" and "disturbed" by (blatantly jealous) American officials, is obviously MAN BEARD BLOG's newest Man Beard.
First of all, don't complain that his moustache doesn't qualify as a beard. MAN BEARD BLOG has long recognized that certain professions require minimal facial hair. Political and military leaders are often expected to be clean shaven; under such constraints, displaying a high precision moustache like Lukashenko's is a manful way to salvage dignity - and Man Beard eligibility.
Lukashenko's claim to Man Beardhood isn't derived primarily from facial hair, but from his impressive resume of other Man Beard accomplishments. The fact is that Lukashenko beautifully exemplifies nearly all primary and secondary Man Beard traits. Aside from his world-renowned queer stomping (a prized Man Beard trait), he must surely have put thousands of women in their place on the way to earning
The induction of Lukashenko makes him the second brutal dictator to earn official Man Beard status, joining his friend, the late Saddam Hussein.