Monday, August 07, 2006

Country Man Beard

Man Beards know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em.

They know when to walk away, and when to run.

Man Beards never count their money when they're sitting at the table.

They know there will be time enough for counting when the dealing is done.

Man Beards know where to find the world's greatest rotisserie chicken, and that the wood makes it good.

And so Man Beard Blog salutes the great patriarchal Man Beard of country music, Mr. Kenny Rogers. His glistening white beard delivers the 3 things that Man Beards crave most: beautiful songs, sagacious wisdom, and delicious roasted chicken.


Mike said...

He has recently had massive plastic surgery and the results are not favorable. Check it out:,26334,1183537,00.html

I think I must respectfully question his Man Beard qualifications.

Mike said...

that link posted wrong. there should be 00.html immediately following that comma.

adspar said...

Let's all just pretend that never happened.

Eric said...

That is some fine chicken, made only more fine if you enjoy it while sporting a beard

adspar said...

but his plastic surgery is really haunting me. in spite of the chicken, i don't know what to do.

Eric said...

It is a conundrum, but I think plastic surgery alone should be cause for having Man Beard status revoked, much less plastic surgery that makes you look like a monster that probably scares children.