Mel Gibson and Saddam Hussein: Man Beards
The biggest news in beards right now has to be the impressive specimen that famous actor Mel Gibson is sporting, which many are noting has a striking resemblance to former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's bushy monstrosity.
Gibson is in the news because he got plastered then made anti-Semitic comments and insulted police officers while being arrested for drunk driving. Hussein is a ruthless dictator who refused to acknowledge the authority of the courts while on trial for committing atrocious crimes against humanity. Both men wear fantastic multi-colored beards that must scare the shit out of small children.
These two share many other traits that are highly valued here at Man Beard Blog:
- Virility, proven by their exceptional beards
- Contempt for legal authorities
- Vast personal wealth
- Misogyny
- Wide-eyed enthusiasm for a noble cause
- Defiance of those who call them insane
- Insanity
- Massive Testicles
2 comments:
This is a terrific idea. Honestly, I am very excited.
I've always wanted to grow a beard, but lack guidance needed to do it right. Now I have it, thanks Man Beard Blog.
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