Saturday, August 05, 2006

Proof that Jesus was a Man Beard

List of known facts:


Using simple logic we can conclude:

  • Beards are divine
  • Killing kings is divine
  • Jesus likes fag-stomping
  • Jesus hates women

Ergo:


Jesus was a masterful Man Beard.


Q.E.D.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yikes! - This is my neighbour exactly to a tee - how did you know??

Thanks - this blog made my day

adspar said...

Man Beard Blog exists only to pleasure anonymous internet visitors! Glad to know we have met our goal.

Richard said...

dude you go far and beyond! haah keep rocking!

Warrior said...

I just read your Jesus had a beard post and agree 100%. There are so many hypocrits waving the Christian flag. They do not search for truth, don't care and judge others. Jesus healed on the Sabbath and that was "wrong", so I guess that has always been around. Also, I am proud to say that I am in the process of growing the most epic of all beards, The Leonidas!