Man Beard News

Let's take a break from King Leonidas to report the latest in Man Beard news.

• Aging Man Beard Sean Connery would like to come out of acting retirement to play James Bond's father in the next Bond movie. Man Beard Blog is obviously in full support of this, as long as Chuck Norris stays out of it.

• Man Beard Pirate Biologist PZ Myers has a post about his struggles with full-blown piracy: "We're flying the pirate flag outside of our house, but every time we try to move on to the full pirate phase, we run aground on the fact that she thinks she should be the Cap'n, and then there are the swordfights on the stairs and walking the plank and black spots and mutinous crew, and then Skatje stabs us both in the back and declares herself captain. The pirate lifestyle is not a mellow, casual one that encourages cooperation." Hear, hear!
  

• Georgetown is using the playoff beard to acheive NCAA Tournament success.

• Man Beard Cyclist Floyd Landis continues to insist that his manly organism is all he needs to win.

• Divine Man Beard Jesus has been advocating bong hits, to the dismay of various government officials, who insist that Jesus does not actually encourage drug use. Man Beard Blog takes no position on the matter, but does wish to note that Jesus hates all homosexuals regardless of their marijuana use.