Man + Beard + Blog = Man Beard Blog
Don't bring a terrible mustache and an inferior comprehension of basketball to the Basketbawful blog, cause they'll fucking manslap the shit out of you.
Mustaches are like the retarded cousins of beards, though there are some exceptions. The intern might have more to say on this topic.
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